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Narcissist "Writer" Bear Invites Death


Classic and humorous portrayal of the ultimate ignorant narcissist who one day decided he's going to be a best selling author overnight. If necessary, he'll max out his credit cards!



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  1. Anonymous10:17 AM

    Wow, this was inspiring. I'm going to start my best seller today!

    Mitch Kaplan

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  2. Anonymous10:16 AM

    I am trying my best to attend Meetup and writers groups. This video shows how I feel when 99% of them start speaking. Makes me friggin' crazy.

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  3. Too close to home, I have a gun in my car...click

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  4. Anonymous12:10 PM

    "Minus 13". hahahahaha. That needs to be the slogan for the upcoming workshop. Thanks for posting this. I'm guilty of some of the shortcomings (e.g., I don't read as much as I should), but I definitely do not harbor the mythic perspective illustrated here. And if I do, please slap it out of me!

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  5. Anonymous10:35 AM

    A gem, a friggin' gem.

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  6. Excellent. This should be shown at the beginning of all writing workshops and conferences...Hysterical ....

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  7. Anonymous9:56 PM

    Ha ha, you got me...I'm laughing at myself.

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  8. Anonymous4:03 PM

    Wow! Love this!

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  9. Anonymous8:15 AM

    Do many aspiring writers really think like this? I mean, all in one? I could see someone thinking they could directly approach a publisher or not being aware that so many people approach agents. But do many people think that you can just bang out a bestseller without effort and without some passion for reading, at least in that genre?

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    1. I had the same thought while watching this. All of my hesitation for trying to become a novelist is because I am acutely aware of the inherent difficulties... but then again, if you get your hands on enough self-pubbed novels... this seems like it might be hauntingly accurate.

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  10. Oh...I was on a six month book tour and attended four book club salons. Torture. I was unable to repress my frustration at one of them. I "went Philly" on one woman.

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